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Sometimes the spelling, grammar, arrangement or typing of words in church bulletins produces some unintended readings. The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday, "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."  Children will be baptized at both ends. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet the pastor in the study. on people who are not afflicted with any church. we will ask Mrs. Brown to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. and they can be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon. Come early and listen to our choir practice. held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Ranin sang a duet, "The Lord Knows Why." Please use the large double door at the side entrance. If it rains, it will be held in the morning. A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, also a short antidote for it. Please use the back door. Please bring your husbands. is for financial contributions only. Local clergy will be celebrating on the Sundays when he is away. We could not get a better man. Why not consider the Christian ministry? Come early if you want a back seat. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves. at the church supper this Wednesday night. The proceeds will help purchase a stomach pump for our community hospital. let the church help. Prayer and medication to follow. sick of our church and community. David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. Music will follow. due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. The closing song: "I Love to Tell the Story." The closing song: "Take My Life." The closing song: "I'll Go Where You Want Me to Go." after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy". Please park in the rear parking lot for this activity. much to the delight of his audience. the Rev. Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens. in the church basement on Friday at 7 p. m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. The Pastor will then speak on, "It's a Terrible Experience." Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. Special thanks are due to the Minister's daughter who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. with hymns from a full choir. So ends a friendship that began in school days. in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. without musical accomplishment. "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. due to a conflict. The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." They need all the help they can get. and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. with the thanks of the entire church. "The cost for attending the Fasting Prayer conference includes meals." at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa." Home / Humor |