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Sometimes the spelling, grammar, arrangement or typing of words in church bulletins produces some unintended readings. The associate minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday, "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."  in the south and north ends of this church. Children will be baptized at both ends. of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become little mothers will please meet the pastor in the study. 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church. we will ask Mrs. Brown to come forward and lay an egg on the altar. clothing of every kind and they can be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon. the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice. were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Ranin sang a duet, "The Lord Knows Why." Thursday night at 7:30 p. m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance. will be held Saturday afternoon. If it rains, it will be held in the morning. until the end of the recession. by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, also a short antidote for it. will meet Thursday, 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door. Please bring your husbands. that the box marked 'For the Sick' is for financial contributions only. Local clergy will be celebrating on the Sundays when he is away. and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man. Why not consider the Christian ministry? Come early if you want a back seat. has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife. at the church entrance. is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves. their new cookbook at the church supper this Wednesday night. The proceeds will help purchase a stomach pump for our community hospital. let the church help. Prayer and medication to follow. sick of our church and community. is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so. on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. "Gossip - the Speaking of Evil." The closing song: "I Love to Tell the Story." "Contemporary Issues #3 - Euthanasia." The closing song: "Take My Life." "Predestination - What About Hell?" The closing song: "I'll Go Where You Want Me to Go." his farewell message after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy". much to the delight of his audience. as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens. presenting Shakespeare's "Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p. m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. for the morning service. The Pastor will then speak on, "It's a Terrible Experience." Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice. was a great success. Special thanks are due to the Minister's daughter who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her. "How much can a man drink?" with hymns from a full choir. were married October 14 in the Church. So ends a friendship that began in school days. with personal medication. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. will be sung without musical accomplishment. "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. has been canceled due to a conflict. "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus." for the choir. They need all the help they can get. and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons. will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church. for a National Prayer Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting Prayer conference includes meals." from Africa, was to speak at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: "Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa." [source unknown] Home / Humor and Whimsy |