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April/07
Not Raising Hogs
April/07
Things I've Learned From My Children
Nov/06
Australopithicus Spif-arino
Nov/06
On a Messy Room and the Limitations of Government
Oct/06
Useful Metric Conversions
Oct/06
Some Basic Mock German
Oct/06
Signs an Athlete is Using a Banned Substance
Oct/06
Shakespearean References to Baseball
Oct/06
Scientific Product Warning Labels
Oct/06
Hunter's Diary
Oct/06
How to Give Your Cat a Pill
Oct/06
Think You've Had a Bad Day? No.3
Oct/06
George Birthington's Washday
Oct/06
McDonnell Douglas Purchase Survey
Oct/06
Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!
Sept/06
Spoonerisms
March/05
For Bumpers and Tee-Shirts
March/05
From the School of Public Logic
March/05
Favorite Epitaphs
March/05
Changing a Lightbulb by Astrological Sign
March/05
Analogies That Don't Quite Cut the Mustard
March/05
Letter Home From Camp
May/04
Emo Phillips Quotes
May/04
Five Dog Crossbreeds
May/04
Eight Observations About Dogs
May/04
Childrens' Books That Didn't Make It
May/04
How to Know When You're Ready to Have Children
May/04
Changing a Lightbulb in Church
May/04
Deep Thoughts
May/04
The Dangers of Bread
May/04
Cow Politics
May/04
College Entrance Exam for Football Players
May/04
Cat Bathing as a Martial Art
May/04
The Cartoon Laws of Physics
May/04
Man vs. Institution
May/04
Think You've Had a Bad Day? No.1
May/04
Think You've Had a Bad Day? No.2
May/04
Baby Boomers: Then vs. Now
May/04
B.O.O.K
May/04
Aircraft Inertial Guidance Systems
April/04
You Know It's Hot When . . .
April/04
Abraham Lincoln's Humor
April/04
Senior Moments
Jan/04
Ten Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
Feb/02
The Limitations of Money
Feb/02
A Diet You Will Like!
Feb/02
The Problem With Resumés
Feb/02
It's Not the Thesis, But the Advisor
Feb/02
Age Is a Funny Thing
Jan/02
Driving in India
Sept/01
Finding Danny
Sept/01
Eengleesh Has No Rime or Reeson
April/07
The Importance of Punctuation
Oct/06
How to Spell Potato
Sept/06
Cryptic Adages
March/05
English is Weird
May/04
Analogies That Didn't Quite Cut the Mustard
May/04
Copyright Explained
Feb/02
Think Like a Lawyer
Feb/02
English is Tuff Stuff
Aug/01
Nine Different "Ough's"
Aug/01
Fourteen "Hads"
Aug/01
How to Cook a Conductor
April/07
Music Student Bloopers
Sept/06
Musical Terms
Sept/06
A Player's Guide for Keeping Conductors in Line
Sept/06
How to Sing the Blues
Sept/06
Golden Rules for Ensemble Playing
Sept/06
Orchestral Efficiency
Jan/02
Page Turner's Program Notes
Jan/02
Bangkok Piano Recital Review
Dec/01
LIMERICKS AND SHORT VERSES
After Thanksgiving Dinner
April/07
If Your Family Tree Doesn't Fork
Oct/06
If Scientists Had Written the Nursery Rhymes
Oct/06
Physics Theoretical
Feb/02
A Diet Prayer
Feb/02
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
Feb/02
If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing
Feb/02
Lost Dr. Seuss Poem
Jan/02
Yesterday
Dec/01
The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven
Sept/01
English is Tuff Stuff
Aug/01
Actual Courtroom Quotations
May/04
Actual College Admissions Essay
May/04
Actual Statements Made by Flight Crews
April/04
Actual Things Put Into Resumés
April/04
Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers
April/04
Actual Newspaper Headlines
April/04
Actual Newspaper Ads
April/04
Actual Things People Said
April/04
Actual Medical Records
April/04
Actual Consumer Product Warning Labels
April/04
Actual Funny Signs in America
April/04
Actual Funny Signs in England
April/04
Actual Funny English Signs Abroad
April/04
Actual Excuses for School Absence
Jan/02
Kids' Letters to Santa
April/07
The Owl
Oct/06
Kids' Thoughts on Love
May/04
Kids' Science Test Answers
May/04
Kids' Letters to God
May/04
Church Kids Say the Darndest Things
May/04
Kids' Quotes on Music
May/04
Kids' Proverbs
Jan/04
World History According to Kids' Bloopers
Feb/02
The Bible According to Kids
Jan/02
Kids Speak to God
Jan/02
Important Notice
Oct/06
Halley's Comet
Oct/06
Administratium
Feb/02
Thinkers Anonymous
Feb/02
Dying to Work
Feb/02
So You Want the Day Off??
Feb/02
Lost Dr. Seuss Poem
Jan/02
Dilberts in Real Life
Sept/01
Abbott and Costello Buy a Computer
April/07
Computer Haiku
May/04
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
Feb/02
If Dr. Seuss Did Technical Writing
Feb/02
Yesterday
Dec/01
Proper Diskette Care
Sept/01
Wrapping Christmas Presents with a Puppy
Oct/06
Christmas - Hope Yours Was Better
Oct/06
Holiday Fruitcake Recipe
Feb/05
Santa Claus: An Engineer's Perspective
Dec/01
The 12 Days of Christmas - Thank-you Notes
Dec/01
The Night Before Christmas (Academically Speaking)
Dec/01
The Night Before Christmas (Legally Speaking)
Dec/01
Politically Correct Holiday Greetings
Dec/01
Company Christmas Party
Dec/01
Kid-Fractured Carols
Dec/01
Cryptic Carols
Dec/01
