Actual Newspaper Headlines

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Stud Tires Out

Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again

Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Complaints About NBA Referees Growing Ugly

Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in 1984

Deer Kill 17,000

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing

Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing

Air Head Fired

Man Steals Clock, Faces Time

Prosecutor Releases Probe into Deputy Sheriff

Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board

Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

Arson Suspect Is Held In Massachusetts Fire

Autos Killing 110 a Day - Let's Resolve to Do Better

Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands

Child's Death Ruins Couple's Holiday

Clinton Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead

Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax

Eye Drops Off Shelf

Farmer Bill Dies In House

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Include your Children When Baking Cookies

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years

Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees

Lawmen from Mexico Barbecue Guests

Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

Milk Drinkers Are Turning to Powder

Miners Refuse to Work After Death

New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group

New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

Old School Pillars are Replaced By Alumni

Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over

Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told

Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency

Some Pieces Of Rock Hudson Sold At Auction

Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

Stolen Painting Found By Tree

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Two Convicts Evade Noose; Jury Hung

Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter

Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

War Dims Hope For Peace

William Kelly Was Fed Secretary

Never withhold herpes from loved one

Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years

Man is fatally slain

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Infertility Unlikely to be Passed On

Lack of Brains Hinders Research

How to Combat That Feeling of Helplessness With Illegal Drugs

Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find

Falling Limb Injures Man at Golf Championship

Suspect: Bombs Not Meant to Harm

NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach

Boy Who Drowned Couldn't Swim

Cemetery Faces Grave Problems Over Space

Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold as Pet Fish

Man Tries Armed Robbery with Knife in Gun Store

Plot to Kill Officer Had Vicious Side

Navy Changes Skirt Policy, Making Apparel Optional

Dead Officer on Force for 18 Years

Headless Body Found in Topless Bar

Lucky Man Sees Pals Die

Passengers Hit by canceled Trains

Lucky Victim Stabbed Three Times

Supreme Court Rules that Murderers shall not be Electrocuted Twice for the Same Crime

Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing

Police Found Safe Under Blanket

Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped

Dr. Ruth to Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors

Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax

Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy

New Housing for Elderly Not Yet Dead

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