"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'Dinosaurs' is on television." (Jill, age 6) "I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." (Regina, age 10)
SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU "Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, age 6) "Shake your hips and hope for the best." (Camille, age 9) "Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs." (Manuel, age 8) "Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, age 9) "One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, age 9)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?? "On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Martin, 10) "Many daters just eat pork chops and French fries and talk about love." (Craig, 9)
WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS "They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Gavin, age 8)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?? "When they're rich." (Pam, age 7) "The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that" (Curt, age 7) "The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. (Howard, age 8) "You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, because she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Allan, 10) "Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming." (Alan, age 10) "No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with." (Kristen, age 10)
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? "Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then." (Camille, age 10)
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? "You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." (Derrick, age 8)
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? "I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns." (Craig, age 9)
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? "There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?" (Kelvin, age 8)
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? "Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck." (Ricky, age 10) Home / Humor |