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Hope Yours Was Better 
Eggnog, tinsel, falling snow; Buttered rum and mistletoe; Christmas trees and hanging lights; Sounds of carolers fill the night. Shopping hours long and hard; Visa calls and cancels your card. Unpaid bills and mounting debts; Family gathers - depression sets. Drinking starts, harsh words are said; Dysfunction rears its Yuletide head. Arguments turn to bouts of shovin'; Drunken brother punches cousin. Tree tips over, popping lights; Curtains catch, house ignites; No one hears the reindeer cries; Wedged in chimney - Santa dies. Home / Humor and Whimsy |